Διάσπαση της προσοχής..!

Η «διαταραχή της ελλειματικής προσοχής» (ή «διαταραχή διάσπασης της προσοχής») είναι χρόνια νευρολογική πάθηση που εμφανίζεται συνήθως στα παιδιά. Εντούτοις, έχουν εντοπιστεί και ενήλικοι με την ίδια πάθηση...Παραθέτουμε τα συμπτώματα όπως πολύ χαρακτηριστικά τα περιγράφει αμερικάνα πάσχουσα...Σας θυμίζουν τίποτα;

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the hall table I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the waste bin under the table, and notice that the bin is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post box when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one cheque left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the cup of tea I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the tea aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The tea is getting cold, and I decide to put it in the kitchen to wash up. As I head toward the kitchen with the tea, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye--they need water.

I put the tea on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, So I decide to put it back in the sitting room where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I go to pour some water in the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor; so, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed. The bills aren't paid. There is a cold cup of tea sitting on the worktop. The flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favour:

Forward this message to anyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!